“Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” — Florence + The Machine (via sapphirescales)
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
THIS IS ME
-Leave a “Befriend Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU.
-Leave a “Humor Me” in my ask and I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters.
-Leave a “Love Me” in my ask and I’ll write a fluffy drabble with our characters.
-Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask and I’ll write a dirty drabble with our characters.
-Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about our characters fighting together[with or against, feel free to specify].
-Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about my/your character killing the other.[Specify]
-Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours. [As a ghost or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
-Leave me a “I ship you with ___” in my ask and I’ll will write those characters kissing.
Our muses are sleeping side by side in sleeping bags when mine subconsciously rolls over on yours. How does your muse react?
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When someone says you’re their favorite RPer/ version of a character
Night Vale Proverbs
1 - Pilot: look to the north. keep looking. there's nothing coming from the south.
2 - Glow Cloud: men are from mars, women are from venus, earth is a hallucination, podcasts are dreams.
3 - Station Management: there's a special place in hell. it's really hip. very exclusive.
4 - PTA Meeting: what has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don't know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. send help.
5 - The Shape in Grove Park: a million dollars isn't cool. you know what's cool? a basilisk.
6 - The Drawbridge: lost? confused? lacking direction? need to find a purpose in your life?
7 - History Week: it must be 3:23pm somewhere. maybe space?
8 - The Lights in Radon Canyon: we are living in an immaterial world (a ghost world) and I am an immaterial girl (a ghost).
9 - "Pyramid": "nice bolo tie!" is the greatest compliment a person can ever receive.
10 - Feral Dogs: eating meat is a difficult moral decision because it's stolen, that meat. you should apologize.
11 - Wheat & Wheat By-Products: today is the last day of your life, up to this point.
12 - The Candidate: does the carpet match the drapes? no, it doesn't. you're the worst interior decorator. please leave my home.
13 - A Story About You.: I'd never join a PEN15 club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
14 - The Man in the Tan Jacket: biologically speaking, we are all people made up of smaller people.
15 - Street Cleaning Day: one incorporeal being said to the other "I'm not here to(o)... make friends."
16 - The Phone Call: if I said you had a beautiful body would it even matter because we are so insignificant in this vast, incomprehensible universe?
17 - Valentine: Werner Herzog is the most interesting person.
18 - The Traveler: find more ways to work "plinth" into daily conversation.
19a - The Sandstorm: step one) write down the names of everyone you know. step two) rearrange the letters. step three) this will reveal a great secret of time.
19b - The Sandstorm: step one) separate your lips. step two) use facial muscles to pull back corners of your mouth. step three) widen your eyes. this is how to be happy.
20 - Poetry Week: pain is just weakness leaving the body, and then being replaced by pain. lots of pain.
21 - A Memory of Europe: ask your doctor if right is left for you.
22 - The Whispering Forest: if you love someone, set them free. set them free now. this is the police and we have your surrounded.
23 - Eternal Scouts: mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. show them pictures of cows when they're young, and administer brief electrical shocks.
24 - The Mayor: the most dangerous game is man. the most entertaining game is broadway puppyball. the most weird game is esoteric bear.
25 - One Year Later: fun game - say "toy boat" over and over. do it for the rest of your life. retreat from society and live on alms. whisper "toy boat" as you die.
26 - Faceless Old Woman: the human soul weighs 21 grams, smells like grilled vegetables, looks like a wrinkles tartan quilt, and sounds like bridge traffic.
27 - First Date: production oversight by Torey Malatia, who is holding a small locket. he's not speaking; he'd just like for you to touch the locket. his hand is twisted. his skin is forming into scales. just touch it once. just once, ok?
28 - Summer Reading Program: a bar walks into a bar. the bartender is a snake eating its own tail. the windows look out only onto the face of the once who looks.
29 - Subway: your body is a temple - a temple of blood rituals and pagan tributes. a lost temple. a temple that needs more calcium. you should maybe try vitamin supplements.
30 - Dana: look to the sky. you will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.
31 - A Blinking Light Up on the Mountain: throw your hands in the air, now your arms. keep detaching limbs and throwing them in the air. hopefully the birds will be sated and leave.
32 - Yellow Helicopters: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never quite describe the pain.
33 - Cassette: you can lead a horse to water, and you can lead a horse into water, and you can swim around with the horse and have fun.
34 - A Beautiful Dream: thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. we are not accepting applications at this time. please try again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
35 - Lazy Day: on this day in history - mundanity and terror and food and love and trees.
36 - Missing: look! up in the sky! it's a bird! it's a plane! no. it's just the void. infinite and indifferent. we are so small, so very very small.
If you RP any of my OTPs with me, I’ll probably become obsessed with you and send you all the ask memes and tag you in everything I post that reminds me of our characters.
Dani walked out of her room with a look of shock on her face, sitting down on the couch in the small sitting room in the TARDIS. Slipping something into her jacket pocket and resting a hand on her stomach, she called for V. "Hey, uh.. V? Could ya come here for a few minutes... got something to tell you... and something to ask..."
"M’kay" He walked towards her, deep in thought as he said "What’s wrong?"
“Being a watermelon isn’t bad. I like watermelons” He said, wrapping his arm around her before adding “They’re sweet and juicy”
"Nothing’s going to make you stop with this now, is it?" she asked softly.
“Nope, unless I actually eat a watermelon” He answered, grinning softly at her
“It’s a time lord thing so you can keep drinking. I mean, if you want. This is only caused by the drink. It’s like a sense heightener. Like guys could say to Cinderella:
Wow that perfume smells wonderful and I could be like, well to the guys: Wow, that cologne smells wonderful and so does that sexual arousal. Nice touch, guys!.” He said, continuing to drink “Also, what makes you think I can’t smell you? Your closer to me than them and they’re moving. I smell everyone.”
I’m not going to take any chances for a while though. Just to be safe.” she said, looking back at her drink and pushing it further onto the table. “What I meant was that you can’t smell my hormones as much as everyone else’s. You also said that yourself.”
“Yeah, but it works differently with humans. It speeds up the se-Ooh, I like this song” He cut of mid sentence before putting his drink down “Didn’t you want to dance?”
you are the taste on my tongue
sweet, too sweet, soured by
want and need and greed
you are the [ b e a t i n g ] of my heart
the blood in my veins and the
breath in my lungs
you are the name carved
on my spine, blade pressed between
two of twenty-six bones
you are my empire of sticks and stones
and you will b r e a k beneath my touch
but i will rebuild you from the ground up
and my roots around your ribs will be
the foundation for something new
a glass castle just for us
One word: GUYLINER.
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