“‘ello,” Miranda eyed the stranger. “How can I help you?”
V noticed the blonde woman and her comment and immediately smiles and says
“Oh, Hi! I’m V and you are” she then extends her hand.
Miranda shook the woman’s hand. “Hi, I’m Miranda. How’re you?
“I’m great!” V says with a smile. She adds ” Miranda. That’s a wonderful name.”
“Thank you,” she smiles back. “Is V short for something?”
V thought about it and then responded with “It’s short for something long and very old. Something from my past that I really don’t like going into.”
Just because I like to acknowledge when I reach a milestone, doesn’t mean I care any less. I love and appreciate all of my followers. And I love talking to them.
V almost guffawed at the way Arthur said sorry a lot but held it back by saying “I don’t mind answering questions, Arthur.” She adds on saying “Someone or something is stealing the stars and since I don’t know who or what is doing this, they shall remain being called the Star Theif until we stop them. Unless they’re annoying or won’t stop until everyone and everything must suffer,” she rolled the ‘r’ from her throat and continued “then we blow them up…because no body wants to turn off their ship to prevent that burning, boiling, bleeding, agonizing, melty death from happening to them.” V pauses and then says “but don’t worry, I hope the Star Theif doesn’t resort to that option”
“Oh, right! Sorry!” V hits her head with her hand and then says “Quickly, shut the doors, please.” She looks at the TARDIS monitor and then yells excitedly “Ha Ha! And I got a track on the Star Theif” V chuckled slightly at the nickname she gave the unknown entity that were stealing the stars and smiles madly at Arthur, while at the same time, pressing, pulling random buttons of the console.
V grabs Arthur by the collar of his shirt and kisses him roughly on the lips. Just as quick as she done it, she pulls away, bouncing towards the console. “Now,” she said with a wicked smile “Did you want to go to Barcelona the Planet or Torchwood Institute?”
“Yeah, I guess I look like her but I’m not. First off, I’m older than Velma by a lot of years. Second, I don’t own a talking Great Dane or ride in a van with flowers on it, and fifteen, I don’t have a fashion-forward friend who wears purple all the time, another friend who eats more than a American football player and an anaconda combined, and another who is obsessed with traps, the girl in violet, splitting his friends up in an abandoned house with a convict, and his orange ascot. That and I don’t own orange sweaters and red skirts. Or have short hair”
“I’ve fared…okay. I was bored, mostly because I had no one to talk to and nope. No courting for me. Too provocative, can’t stand still, me. Oh and you are welcome.” She stops and asks ” What makes you think my name’sVelma?
“You are not Velma? You hold the appearance of a…
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
V grinned, then was quickly reminded about their current situation and then said “If you open the doors, you get a better view of the stars blinking out.” She adds “Just in case you were wondering, Arthur, you won’t get sucked out or killed or all that spacey death related stuff. The TARDIS has a shield bubble, well, it’s not called a shield bubble but it has a fun sound to it. It keeps the air that you breathe circulated…you never run out.” V pauses and awkwardly finishes with saying “Just to let you know.”V smiled at Arthur’s reaction and quickly shuts the TARDIS doors behind him, with her sonic screwdriver. V then says “If you think that’s amazing, watch this!” She slips the sonic into her pocket and starts flipping switches around the console. The TARDIS starts to shake violently as it flew. Just as quick as the shaking came, it suddenly stopped. V leans against the console and gestures her head towards the doors. ” Go on, take a look.” She says with secretive but excited grin towards Arthur.
Arthur was not prepared for the violent ride, his hands holding onto the nearest console for dear life. He opened one eye once the ride was over and looked at V then the door. Carefully, he moved towards the doors and looked out of the windows
“Wow…” he gasped upon the sight
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
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GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER